It’s been a little under two months, and Home Clipart Animal Deer has already posted over 100 times! This is definitely cause for celebration, the kind that involves posting celebratory GIF animations:
Month: October 2015
The Project – Chapter 6
Chapter 6
“Alright, let me get this straight,” Stephen said, sitting in the middle of the ISRFA infirmary. “There are two versions of me now, and it’s all because this secret time travel project you’re working on went to shit?”
“Pretty much,” Richard said. “I had no idea about the going to shit thing until now either, though, so don’t ask me about it. Ask her.” She pointed to Dyan.
“I honestly don’t know. Future Richard is still out cold, and Future Stephen is too preoccupied with taking care of her to answer any of our questions. So I guess we’ll know in a few hours, assuming nothing goes to shit on our end.”
“Well it wouldn’t surprise me if it did,” Stephen said, standing up from his chair. “You guys are trying to play God, for what purpose? Science?”
“Yeah,” Richard said.
“Basically correct,” Dyan said.
[Election ‘016 025] Love, Like a Ghazi in the Wind
“-lary Clinton will go on trial tomorrow in front of a military tribunal for her involvement in 2012 attacks on th-”
“-not believe what she did! If she really didn’t do those terrible things then she should turn over whoever really di-”
“-osby has been exonerated of all of his crimes because at least he isn’t Hil-”
Hillary chucked the remote at the television, drilling a hole in the screen and sending sparks shooting through the shattered glass. She wasn’t even that mad about the reports, to be honest. She just really did not feel like going through all the trouble of pressing the power button. Hillary couldn’t be bothered by whatever Gate she was currently involved in; being embroiled in a nationwide controversy was just like breathing for her. Whitewatergate, Lewinskigate, and now… uhhh…
[Election ‘016 024] iFiorina
iFiorina
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“Who are you?”
“I’m no-one.” I answer. I’ve been raised to do one thing. But I’ve got nothing to fight for, anymore. Surely she knows this.
“No you’re not, Carly,” she says. “You’re a good girl and a smart girl, that’s the right answer. Now go upstairs and do your homework.”
“God!” I yell as I toss my hands in the air and march back to my bedroom. “You never let me do anything!”
I slam the door shut and jump on my bed, tears flowing from my eyes. It’s not fair. It’s never been fair. Mom wants me to focus on my homework, and school, but I don’t care about any of that. I just want to hang out with my friends, and I’ll never get to do it.
[Movie Club] Star Wars Episode I: The Binks Awakens
Hey, you like Star Wars, right? You probably do, as you are reading this shitty Star Wars essay also are more than likely a human. But as much as you love Star Wars, there are probably some things about it that you don’t like. For many people, they don’t like the prequel trilogy, in particular Episode I, in even more particular Jar Jar Binks. Jar Jar was a bumbling buffoon, arguably a racist caricature, and created for the sole purpose of appealing to young children. But, like it or not, Jar Jar Binks is the most important character in the entirety of the Star Wars canon.
[Clipart 016] Computer with Attitude
Derek walked between the walls of dusty, discarded electronics. The magnet branded monitors and yellowing computer towers had been sitting there for a decade and would probably be in the same place until this Goodwill was torn down. There was one thing that stuck out from the mass of buckling plastic; a harsh rectangle of teal and purple zigzags and swirls matching the hideous button up shirts that he had slung over his shoulder, for the 90s day of his homecoming week. Derek pulled the box, which he saw was an antiquated laptop, from the pile and blew away a film of dust from its surface.
[Madoka] Once Upon a Time in Madoka
Once Upon a Time in Madoka
by Thedude3445
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Madoka
Madoka Kaname stood undaunted against the vast empty stretches of desert before her. She tipped her sombrero and chuckled. “Looks like I’m in a bit of a pickle here, aren’t I?” No-one was around to hear her, but she pretended she wasn’t alone anyway. “Guess I’ll have to get back home on my own, then!”
[Election ‘016 023] Crowdfund Your Country!
Crowdfund Your Country!
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America – A Public Works Fund by President Larry Lessig
-Help us out with your vote, on Whitehouse.gov Greenlight!
-What is America?
Well, America is a really cool country. It has a population of over 300,000,000, and it’s been around for nearly 250 years! Wow! You’ve probably heard it; it used to be very popular. It’s been a long time coming, but it’s finally coming back, and it’ll be better than ever.
I’m Larry Lessig, and I’m a former Harvard law professor. But right now, I’m President of the United States. Of America. Yeah? Yeah. I believe in America, and that it’s going to have a great many years ahead of it.
America is great. Lately it’s got a lot of debt, though. And debt is keeping us from doing lots of cool stuff. America has a lot of features but it won’t be able to reach its full potential when it owes so much money; it would have to be released in early beta and be in Early Access development for years before it could finally show its true glory.
And that’s where you come in.
Good Band Names – Home Clipart Animal Deer
Name: Home Clipart Animal Deer
Genre: Chiptune
Home Clipart Animal Deer is the alias of demoscene artist Tana Rosseau, who has been making music with her Amiga computer since 1996. She is a marketing director at a large firm as her day job, so her passion is just a hobby. Even so, she still does a few live shows every year.
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