[Election ‘016 022] Kasich and Tired of Coming Up with Stupid Puns

[Election ‘016 022] Kasich and Tired of Coming Up with Stupid Puns

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John Kasich dove behind a large chunk of sandstone, narrowly avoiding the gaze of the spotlight that surveyed the periphery of the base. He knew that inside this facility, past the barbed wire fences and layers of concrete, the Iranians were building something unspeakable, and if the government wasn’t going to do anything about it then he was. The spotlight made a second pass and he was off, a black blur scurrying toward the length of chainlink right below the guard tower. Kasich rustled through his utility belt for the correct tool. Garrote? No. Knockout drops? No. EMP grenade? No. Swiss Army knife? Bingo. This was the most important tool in one’s survival belt and John knew that it would come in handy at some point. Koosook flipped Kasich out the wire cutter tool and got to work on the fence. He was in.

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[Election ‘016] Kasich and Tired of Coming Up with Stupid Puns

[Election ‘016] Kasich and Tired of Coming Up with Stupid Puns

Governor_of_Ohio_John_Kasich_at_New_Hampshire_Education_Summit_The_Seventy-Four_August_19th,_2015_by_Michael_Vadon_04

John Kasich dove behind a large chunk of sandstone, narrowly avoiding the gaze of the spotlight that surveyed the periphery of the base. He knew that inside this facility, past the barbed wire fences and layers of concrete, the Iranians were building something unspeakable, and if the government wasn’t going to do anything about it then he was. The spotlight made a second pass and he was off, a black blur scurrying toward the length of chainlink right below the guard tower. Kasich rustled through his utility belt for the correct tool. Garrote? No. Knockout drops? No. EMP grenade? No. Swiss Army knife? Bingo. This was the most important tool in one’s survival belt and John knew that it would come in handy at some point. Koosook flipped Kasich out the wire cutter tool and got to work on the fence. He was in.

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Welcome All

Welcome All

Another week at Home Clipart Animal Deer is about to begin. And it’s certainly going to be a busy one, so you should stick around, click that follow button if you haven’t already, and let us work our dark and sinister magicks so we can captivate and charm you, as well as summon an Elder God to punish all your ancestors and all your descendants.

If you’ve noticed, we’re almost done with all the candidates for Election ‘016: The Series! We only have a few more to go before we finish, and then that’s where the series gets very exciting. So stay tuned for that.

My series “The Project” is returning on Saturdays and will resume updates. That’ll be exciting. I think it’s exciting.

And starting this week, our Movie Club articles will take a different turn… A more… intergalactic turn… Yes, obviously, if you’ve counted correctly, we are about seven weeks away from Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens. So to celebrate, we will be writing an article every week about each of the Star Wars movies, including the 2003 Clone Wars microseries. This week, of course, will be on Episode I: The Phantom Menace. Enjoy.

It’s 10/25, so… Homestuck

It’s 10/25, so… Homestuck

Merry Gristmas, as the kids call it. Today is 10/25, which means it’s the anniversary of Andrew Hussie doing a lot of big Homestuck stuff, like Alterniabound, or Cascade, always very exciting. Speaking of Cascade, that actually came out four years ago today, wow. Kind of weird that that was supposed to be the 2/3 or 3/4 point of the entire comic but ended up being about the halfway point by pagecount and nowhere near that for how long it’s been. But my seventeen-year-old self will never find out that fact, because if anyone tries to go back in time and let her find out, I’ll go back further in time and kill their grandparents, even if it starts a paradox. Because it’s worth it.

No, there isn’t much of anything to say about this. Homestuck isn’t updating again and the fandom’s near-death so there’s nothing cool to share… uhh, I guess I’ll post some picture I made many years ago that probably relates a little to Homestuck:

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Lethal Weapon 5 Leaked Script

Lethal Weapon 5 Leaked Script

Not name dropping or anything, but me and Shane Black are pretty god damned tight. We share everything; toothbrushes, ice cream cones, movie scripts. Since we’re such great pals, he showed me this scene from one of his upcoming projects, his triumphant return to the Lethal Weapon series. The studio has it under pretty tight wraps, but he is really adamant about his fans being in on the creative process, so he wanted me to “leak” this scene so you can get a taste of what’s to come. Oops, sorry I just dropped this super secret script to the hottest buddy cop flick of 2017 for all of you guys to enjoy wink wink nudge nudge.

(PS Not saying it’s gonna happen, but Shane’s pretty sure that Danny’s son Donald might be attached to the project. Fingers crossed!)

Lethal Weapon 5

[Madoka] Puellus Plebius Kyosuke○Iusto

[Madoka] Puellus Plebius Kyosuke○Iusto

Puellus Plebius Kyosuke○Iusto

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I am Kyosuke Kamijo, and for the past month I have been stuck in a hospital bed with nothing to do. Earlier this year, I was hit by a drunk driver after a concert, and almost killed. The doctors say I shouldn’t have survived, the way my body was twisted when the vehicle made impact. But I did. I won’t be able to walk for the rest of the year, and my friends have barely been able to visit me since this all happened right before the end of the semester.

Worst of all, however, is my hands. These wretched useless hands. Once upon a time they were my greatest asset. My nimble fingers and graceful wrists let me show to the world what I was made of, what I was the greatest at… But now that’s all gone.

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