I wrote an article earlier this week on Peel the Orange that talked about the new Thunderbolts comic book coming out later this year, and the possibility that the Marvel Cinematic Universe is leading towards a Thunderbolts movie sometime in the near future.
It’s a pretty okay article. Read it here, on Peel the Orange!
Chapter 4
Asuka and El Guante stood by a pool table. It kind of looked grungy and dirty, but it was actually just in the recreation room of the Magical Girl HQ. Asuka never really liked going out and partying in… That was a lie. She loved going out and partying wherever she felt like.
Tonight, she felt like having a chilled hangout with her friend, the former villain of Mexico El Guante. They never really knew each other before Madoka’s frenzied attempts to capture him culminating in a very strange surprise birthday party, but once he turned to the side of truth, justice, and whatever magical girl stuff Sayaka always went on about, they became very well-acquainted.
Asuka lined up a shot. She had stripes, El Guante had solids. If she made this right, she would pocket the twelve ball, and push the six and seven balls out of the way of each other, so he couldn’t get them at once like he could at the moment. She stuck her tongue out, closed one eye, and let it rip. But she put too much english on the ball, and it hopped over the twelve, landing on the eight ball, and knocking that with enough power to send it flying off the table.
“This must be what Homestuck feels like,” Asuka said in anguish.
Kuttsukiboshi x Madoka Magica: Prelude to Caribbean Rim
Thedude3445
Chapter 1
Madoka stared the bartender down, (magical) pistol aimed right at the woman’s chest. The bartender held no gun in return, but instead cleaned a wineglass with her dishrag and her flattest expression.
“You’re not going anywhere, Miss…” Madoka was trying to say something badass, but she forgot where she was going with it. “Miss… Bartender. You’re going down.”
The bartender did not respond, and instead set the now-clean wineglass down, picking up another one. Madoka scowled at her and tightened her grip on the (magical) pistol.
“Are you deaf?” Madoka asked. “If so, I’ll sign it out for you.” With her left hand, Madoka waved her hand around like she was swatting a gnat away. “You see? now step aside.”
Once Upon a Time in Madoka
by Thedude3445
1
Madoka
Madoka Kaname stood undaunted against the vast empty stretches of desert before her. She tipped her sombrero and chuckled. “Looks like I’m in a bit of a pickle here, aren’t I?” No-one was around to hear her, but she pretended she wasn’t alone anyway. “Guess I’ll have to get back home on my own, then!”
Puellus Plebius Kyosuke○Iusto
Thedude3445
1
I am Kyosuke Kamijo, and for the past month I have been stuck in a hospital bed with nothing to do. Earlier this year, I was hit by a drunk driver after a concert, and almost killed. The doctors say I shouldn’t have survived, the way my body was twisted when the vehicle made impact. But I did. I won’t be able to walk for the rest of the year, and my friends have barely been able to visit me since this all happened right before the end of the semester.
Worst of all, however, is my hands. These wretched useless hands. Once upon a time they were my greatest asset. My nimble fingers and graceful wrists let me show to the world what I was made of, what I was the greatest at… But now that’s all gone.
Madoka’s Birthday Wish
by Thedude3445
Sayaka Miki was kicking back in her lawn chair on the deck of her hotel room. Sunbathing in a penthouse wasn’t most peoples’ ideal vacation activity, but Sayaka enjoyed her time pretending she wasn’t recovering from a hangover. Plus, since it overlooked the beautiful city of Leipzig, she could get most of her sightseeing done here and now. Ah, it was peaceful. None of the hustle and bustle of the city, at least this far up in the sky. No bad guys to clobber, no stupid boys that do nothing but cause romantic subplots, and most of all no limit to the amount of beer.
My Big Fat Madoka Wedding – Chapter Six – Chapter Six
by Thedude3445
I’m in that cosplay cafe again, dressed up as a femswapped version of the Winter Soldier from Captain America 2: The Winter Soldier, in theaters April 4, 2014. Today there aren’t as many customers for some reason, which normally would be a good thing since I’m paid salary, but that doesn’t matter anyway since I’m asleep and all. Now it just means I get to stand around bored, like most chapters of this story, and wait for a few customers to show up. Slowly, those that trickle in leave just as well, until the cafe becomes emptier than a Nickelback concert at 8 in the morning.
I turn around and survey all the empty tables. A couple still have dirty dishes on them, so I guess that’s something to do. However when I walk up to one of the tables I find a bill, and underneath… a ton of cash. The first tip I’ve ever gotten, which is awesome. Further still underneath is a hand-written note:
Uh, as you can see from the title, my new Madoka story, which I will abbreviate as KxMM, is out now. It will update weekly on Saturdays, as I have already said (and am probably slightly annoying people by posting about it twice in one week). And like I said, eventually, I will start posting the chapters here, as well.
But if you’re impatient (and have read the rest of The Madoka Series), you can read the story on fanfiction.net or on Archive of Our Own.
Also, wish a happy birthday to Madoka Kaname!
While I’m still reposting The Madoka Series every week on this site, I’m also about to gear up and begin posting the latest story in the series, “Kuttsukiboshi x Madoka Magica: Prelude to Caribbean Rim.” It’s going to be posted weekly on both fanfiction.net and archiveofourown, and eventually on here too, once we catch up, starting on 10/3, or this Saturday.
It’ll be the first time any story in The Madoka Series is posted serially on any fan fiction site, as previously, I simply dumped each story onto the sites all at once. So it’s going to be really exciting. I encourage you to start hyping it up as much as possible, pressing F5 at every possible instance until it releases at some point during the day.
Once we catch up on Madoka on HCAD, the rest of the series will be posted on here Saturdays, alongside the other sites’ releases, rather than on Thursdays like it is now. Which of course means that Thursday will be wide-open to some other stupid content instead of Madoka reposts. I don’t know what it will be, yet, but rest assured we will probably come up with something by then, since it will be apparently mid-November.
Anyway, you better be ready for some Madoka, because it’s coming really quickly!
My Big Fat Madoka Wedding – Chapter Six – Chapter Three
by Thedude3445
Agggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……..
Traffic…………
This was awful………..
Kyoko banged her head against the steering wheel seven times. Her horn honked each time, but it didn’t really matter. This was the kind of traffic where people were getting out of cars to shoot each other; her car was far from the only one blaring. This was the absolute worst thing that could have possibly happened after that huge cliffhanger last chapter.
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