[Election ‘016 042] The Bush Identity

Jeb Bush says that he is the right choice for the presidency. He says that he can solve the nation’s problems. That he is strong enough to take down ISIS. That he will win the election without resorting to “petty insults and name calling.” Well, Jeb, you know what’s worse than petty insults and name calling? Picking your nose. Yes, as you can see, John Ellis “John Ellis Bush” Bush is a bit of a nasal prospector. Maybe he plans on funding a war on ISIS with all the gold that he mines? Who knows? Well, the American people know not to elect a smelly booger eater like Jeb Bush.

 

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[Clipart 035] Soup is Good

“I’ll have the sauteed salmon with dill butter.” Madeline folded up her menu and passed it to the waitress.

“Alrighty, that comes with a soup or salad. Which one can I get you, hon?”

“Hmmm, I’m not sure. We’ve never been here before. What do you recommend?”

“Oh, I always recommend the soup. The soup is good! It’s honestly my favorite thing on the menu.”

“Wow, high praise! It’s decided, then.”

“Excellent choice, ma’am. You won’t be disappointed.” The waitress shifted her focus to Harold, who was still grimacing at the entrees section. “And you, hon?”

“Gimmie a minute. Still trying to figure out what I want.”

Next Election ‘016 Story: For the Queen

The next Election ‘016 story is out, and you can read it on the new website here.

 

This is a reminder, though: In a couple days, this site will be fully replaced by the new one, and you’ll have to re-subscribe via email if you are currently following the website. Make sure you do it before then!

[Election ‘016 041] For the Queen

For the Queen

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Queen Hillary sat on her throne overlooking a vast and ornate throne room. It was adorned with vibrant reds and understated lavenders on the widespread carpets as well as the banners on the walls. Several ancient statues lined the edges of the room, making poses that praised towards the one sitting on the throne– which was her, of course.

It was peaceful in the kingdom, as of late. The uprisings had been quelled, and the people were pacified. She knew not how it was accomplished, but she did not give too much thought, for she had more pressing matters to deal with.

As a matter of fact, one of those more pressing matters was about to address her now, for she saw Sir Chuck Schumer, one of her valiant knights, entering the throne room and moving at a brisk pace towards her.

“Queen Hillary!” he shouted as he approached.

The Welcome-ing

It’s been nearly a week since the last post, but now we’re finally back! Home Clipart Animal Deer is here, and not at all hungover from various Christmas and/or Boxing Day parties.

Now that we’re here on the new .wordpress.com-less website, we can do a lot more cool things, like post some more stories. That’s exactly what we’re going to do. Stay tuned for more stuff.

Also coming at you soon will be a bit of a shakeup of the site to start the new year. We’ll talk about that… next week. There may be anime involved but that’s not decided just yet.

New Website! (Finally!)

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[Clipart 034] Deepwork

Dick peered down from his glasses at the expense report on his desk.The pages were marked with line after line of arcane symbols and runes, but Dick could read through them like they were a children’s book about dogs running or everyone pooping. He made a couple of quick marks in the margin, gave it his stamp of approval, and moved the report to the pile containing his last 7 hours of work. He snatched up another report and let out a sigh, thankful that he only had to finalize a couple dozen more of these damned things before he was off the clock.

“Hey, Dick! Workin’ hard or hardly workin’?” Terry, Dick’s supervisor, said from the doorway to the office. He raised his coffee mug to his smug grin and loudly slurped.

[Election ‘016 040] The Presidential Apprentice

The Presidential Apprentice

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Ted Cruz stood among a shroud of darkness. It enveloped him like nothing else ever had; though he tried to embrace the calming powers of the infinite black, he felt a sense of unease sweeping through him. He could no longer see the door through which he entered the room, so he realized he was trapped in here, alone with nothing but his wits and his constitutional conservatism to guide him.

His eyes were adjusting to the dark, letting him see various shapes in the distance, when he realized he was in an office room of some sort. So he hadn’t just trapped me in this place to let me suffer… That’s fortunate.

A few small red lights turned on, illuminating small portions of the room in a moody crimson. Finally, Ted Cruz was able to let himself take several steps forward towards what he realized was a large desk, though it was shaped like nothing else he had ever seen.

For all Ted knew, he was alone, but he felt a presence around him, and not just the darkness that had seemingly accepted him into its fold. I wonder if he’s really here… Ted closed his eyes and let himself focus, and then felt a hand on his shoulder.

A Million Little Welcomes

Home Clipart Animal Deer is here and it is now the new week. You will be receiving new posts that will contain content and many things in them that are known as words.

 

These words will be very interesting for many people to see because of the fact that many of these words will be associated with the holiday known as Christmas which is coming up on the day that is known as Friday. We will know about that in the future.

#Spoilers

Luke is Kylo Ren’s dad. Kylo Ren kills him in order to disconnect himself from the light side and end the Jedi order once and for all. Finn travels to the first Jedi temple and learns to be a Jedi with the help of Holocrons and Anakin’s force ghost. Snoke is actually Princess Leia.