[Election ‘016 032] Running/Not Running

Running/Not Running

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John Bolton and Peter King sat in a dimly-lit, cigarette smoke-filled bar, both of them sipping on vodkas and listening to awful country music in the background. A woman, intentionally showing as much cleavage as possible, walked by, trying to get one of them to buy her a drink. King started to raise his hand to get the bartender’s attention, but Bolton caught it and lowered it.

“Don’t bother,” Bolton said. “She wants your money, not your dick.”

King gave a half-hearted shrug and kept at his drink.

[Election ‘016 011] Jim Gilmore’s Reality

Jim Gilmore’s Reality

Thedude3445

You can’t do this, they tell me. You’re too weak, they tell me. Do like Bob Ehrlich and get the heck out of there, they say. But I don’t listen. I am going to be the next President of the United States, and the only thing stopping me is my own will.