As should be a common routine when we fail to make any posts for a day, we will have a moment of self-flagellation to decry the sins we have committed against our dear master and commander (far side of the world), Home Clipart Animal Deer.
Forgive us for our transgressions, dear reader, as we attempt to better ourselves and make sure that our daily story site does, indeed, post stories daily.
However, dear reader, you do not take this lightly. you say. This is the second time this has happened, you tell us; it is not a matter to be taken lightly, and yet it has already happened twice under your watch! What use do you have for us when we are but the inconsistent slaves of a gluttonous god? We cannot answer you, we tell you, because we are already being consumed ourselves. Farewell, you. May we meet you again in the ether.