Name: Home Clipart Animal Deer
Genre: Chiptune
Home Clipart Animal Deer is the alias of demoscene artist Tana Rosseau, who has been making music with her Amiga computer since 1996. She is a marketing director at a large firm as her day job, so her passion is just a hobby. Even so, she still does a few live shows every year.
Name: Cunnilingus Fury
Genre: Swedish Folk Metal
Their lyrics are nigh incomprehensible over the music and they have only sold six copies of their albums on bandcamp.com since 2004 but they keep releasing an album once every three months anyway. They are known in the folk metal scene mostly for their song “Aryan Bar Mitzvah” from their album “How Hard Do I Need to Fuck!” in 2009. Despite being Swedish Folk Metal, they are all Americans.
Name: Ambiguous Casualties
Genre: Alternative Rock
These guys basically saw Green Day and really wanted to copy them. No, you’ve never heard of them, because they suck.
Name: West to Wes
Genre: Prog Jazz
Armed with a saxophone and a guitar, this duo takes jazz to a level none has ever heard before. Chuck West and Wes Carmichael are Eastman dropouts who have decided to travel the country as storytellers, recounting tales of ancient pasts and mystical futures through their insturments. They still have only released one EP, since their tour hasn’t ended after over four years.
Sounds Like Bliss
Genre: Fem Punk
It was 2002 when Stacy Livingston, Tracey Wright, and Alysha Tyler met in a chemistry class and realized they wanted to fight the system together, and did so through three guitars, three vocalists, and no drums. They played on and off around local venues until the 2008 Democratic Primaries broke them up.
Name: Blade Walkers
Genre: Symphonic Rap
This band is a rap group centered around classical progressions and progressive classiness. They frequently rap about subjects such as class warfare, alternate history, and perform renditions of e.e. cummings works. Their music videos on Youtube regularly receive tens of thousands of views from fans, tough their CDs sell almost no copies. Yet they still perform.
Funky Penguin waddled out onto the dance floor. Peopled cleared out of his way with each step of his webbed feet. They knew what was going to go down, and that they needed to give this bird some room. Funky Penguin wasn’t a handsome penguin, or a particularly smart or funny penguin, but baby, he could dance. If tonight was like any other night at Sal’s Discotek, then Funky Penguin was about to cut a mean rug except in the metaphorical sense because the dance floor wasn’t covered in carpet and he didn’t have any sharp objects.
The room came to a grinding halt, the people stopped boogieing and all eyes were fixed on Funky Penguin. He pointed a flipper at the band and the bass player slapped out a funky groove. Yeah. Ooooooh yeah. Funky Penguin bobbed his head to the beat. He was feeling this funky groove like a blind person reading Hamlet. He got to work.
I hope you have all enjoyed the first week of Home Clipart Animal Deer! The second week will hopefully be just as enjoyable; we have a lot planned for the next couple weeks, and we hope you’re ready for all of it.
Just to recap our schedule a little bit:
Monday – President Story
Tuesday – Clipart Story
Wednesday – President Story, a Good Band Name
Thursday – Madoka Magica repost, Clipart Story
Friday – President Story, and soon, another regularly-scheduled feature
Saturday – The Project serial
Sunday – ????
Sunday is the only day where we have no regularly-scheduled content as of now. And because of that, we’ll be open to any suggestions about what strange stuff we can post on that day. We will always try to post something every single day, even when we don’t have anything set, though it’d be nice to have anything set for Sundays.
Anyway, we still have several good posts lined up for you, and some of them are pretty damn good, so look forward to that.
Nothing But Scorn
Genre: Speedcore/Trash Fusion
Their lead singer, Terrance Smith, formed the band with bassist, and childhood friend, Lars Gunderson, and his cousins Laurence and Franklin Oswald on guitar and drums, respectively. Gunderson left the band in 2011 due to a dispute with lead singer Smith and they haven’t been on speaking terms since. He is currently being replaced by Todd Masters, who was the studio bassist on several tracks from their sophomore album “The Streets Run Red.”
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