This story is based off this Guy in Your MFA tweet.
James, John, Jane
James stood in front of John and Jane, and put his hands on his hips. “We have to do something about this,” he said.
John chugged a soda, then slammed the glass bottle down on the table next to him. “I still don’t believe any of it,” he said, before burping.
Facing a tremendous amount of things to do and an inability to find the time to watch through the movie again, I have decided to preemptively delay the essay for Revenge of the Sith to Sunday instead of the normal day, Friday, in the likely chance that I will be unable to watch and write the essay until the weekend. This is probably not a problem to anyone but me, who likes to keep consistent schedules, but I wanted to warn you in advance.
In its stead, I’ll be posting a short story I wrote recently that some people besides me might find humorous, though I have my doubts about that.