[Election ‘016 037] Editorial: My Name is Donald Trump and I Am a Genius

Hey, America. It’s me, Donald Trump. I’m here to tell you a little bit about my plan to make America great again. It’s really a great plan, if I do say so myself. But, alas, the mainstream media is hellbent on taking my words and twisting them around to make me seem like some kind of monster. But hey, you know me! I’m not a monster! I’m just a great, smart, handsome, funny guy who is about to be elected as the greatest president ever! Let me just educate you people on why my plan is literally the greatest possible thing that could happen to America ever forever times infinity.

[Election ‘016 31] Dem Debate Transcript

I finally watched the 2nd Democratic debate last night and I thought I would transcribe an excerpt from it that I found to be especially moving.

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DICKERSON: It is undeniable that the political situation in the Middle East, especially in Iraq and Syria, is at the least stable level it has been in a decade. Governor O’Malley, what would you do to stop the spread of ISIS throughout Iraq and the rest of the Muslim world?