[Clipart 027] Matao Maika

“Maoto Maika, at your service,” Matao said, saluting me in the most sarcastic way possible right in the middle of the hallway. “What do ya want me to do?”

“Well first of all,” I said. “You need to fuck off. Second of all, you need to act like a decent adult and treat people how you’d like to be treated.”

[Clipart 007] Blowtop

Blowtop was angry as fuck. And you know what? He had every right to be. Because seriously, fuck everything. Fuck the schools, fuck the government, fuck his job, fuck his life. Nobody got a damn fucking thing done around here but him, and he barely did that himself.