[Animes We Haven’t Seen] The Perfectly Regular at Magic High School – Chapter 3

[Animes We Haven’t Seen] The Perfectly Regular at Magic High School – Chapter 3

Chapter 3

 

Max, Gary, and Mari stood in front of Principal Merlin’s desk, hands at their sides, bowing incessantly. Principal Merlin let it happen for two or three minutes before he slammed his fist on the desk and stood up himself.

“I want the three of you to tell me what happened today during school,” Principal Merlin said, keeping his voice low and relatively calm. “Please, one at a time. I would very much like to hear your explanation.”

Max raised his hand. “Uh, I think there’s a very rational explanation for all of this…”

“I don’t care about rationality,” Principal Merlin said. “I want answers, and I don’t think you will give them to me.” He pointed at Gary. “You. You are known as the ‘Irregular’, which should indicate that you know more about the situation than the others. I want your version of the events.”

Gary smirked. “You want my version of the day? Well then, I’ll give them to you. Because they’re the right version of events.”

“Do tell.”

And so he did:

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[Animes We Haven’t Watched] The Perfectly Regular at Magic High School – Chapter 2

[Animes We Haven’t Watched] The Perfectly Regular at Magic High School – Chapter 2

Chapter 2

 

It was gym time, and Max had dressed in his all-new gym outfit. It was really small and tight and showed off a lot more skin than he really wanted anyone else to see. But he had to do it regardless, because he wanted to feel good about himself, and he would do that by accomplishing great athletic feats, such as running a nine-minute mile or winning a soccer game for his team.

However, as he walked outside to the track and field to join the other students in his class, he realized that he was not going to the typical gym class in a typical high school. No, this was a MAGIC high school.

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[Animes We Haven’t Seen] The Perfectly Regular at Magic High School – Chapter 2

[Animes We Haven’t Seen] The Perfectly Regular at Magic High School – Chapter 2

Chapter 2

 

It was gym time, and Max had dressed in his all-new gym outfit. It was really small and tight and showed off a lot more skin than he really wanted anyone else to see. But he had to do it regardless, because he wanted to feel good about himself, and he would do that by accomplishing great athletic feats, such as running a nine-minute mile or winning a soccer game for his team.

However, as he walked outside to the track and field to join the other students in his class, he realized that he was not going to the typical gym class in a typical high school. No, this was a MAGIC high school.

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[Animes We Haven’t Watched] The Perfectly Regular at Magic High School

[Animes We Haven’t Watched] The Perfectly Regular at Magic High School

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The Perfectly Regular at Magic High School – Chapter One

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Max Rakuyama walked along the cherry blossoms and the sleek white buildings surrounding his path to Magic High School with a smile on his face. It was his first day at school, this beautiful, crisp April morning, and he was going to make the most of everything that was going to be presented towards him.

He had dreams he wanted to accomplish these next three years. He was only sixteen, but he was not going to let his youth stop him from achieving everything he wanted to do. The only thing that could limit himself was his own skill.

There were students all over the place, hustling and bustling about, talking and chattering around; prancing and dancing abounded. Max didn’t want to talk to anyone else, because his own head was filled with his dreams, and he did not want anyone to erase those dreams before he could see them through.

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[Animes We Haven’t Seen] The Perfectly Regular at Magic High School

[Animes We Haven’t Seen] The Perfectly Regular at Magic High School

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The Perfectly Regular at Magic High School – Chapter One

Thedude3445

 

Max Rakuyama walked along the cherry blossoms and the sleek white buildings surrounding his path to Magic High School with a smile on his face. It was his first day at school, this beautiful, crisp April morning, and he was going to make the most of everything that was going to be presented towards him.

He had dreams he wanted to accomplish these next three years. He was only sixteen, but he was not going to let his youth stop him from achieving everything he wanted to do. The only thing that could limit himself was his own skill.

There were students all over the place, hustling and bustling about, talking and chattering around; prancing and dancing abounded. Max didn’t want to talk to anyone else, because his own head was filled with his dreams, and he did not want anyone to erase those dreams before he could see them through.

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[Movies We Haven’t Seen] Pokemon: Hoopa and the Clash of Ages

[Movies We Haven’t Seen] Pokemon: Hoopa and the Clash of Ages

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I haven’t watched a Pokemon movie since the one with Deoxys and the evil cubes flooding a city or whatever. That was the point in my life in which I said, “Maybe I don’t need you anymore, Pokemon movies. This just isn’t working out.” So I kicked Pokemon movies to the curb and have since just played the games. However, I was curious about just what the hell was happening with Pokemon movies in the 10 or so years I have been away. Was there one where Jirachi helped Ash wish away poverty and famine across the world, which lead to increased greenhouse gas emissions from the hundreds of newly industrialized nations, bringing about radical climate change? Did Giratina fuse the Pokemon and Digimon universes together, leading to harmony among fans of shitty anime about battling monsters? No, they made some movie about some fucking ring ghost Pokemon that I have never heard of. And it turns into a six armed Yu-Gi-Oh card named EvilDEMONsion – Battle Genie or something.

Anyway, you know the drill. This is what I hope the movie will be like, even though it almost certainly will not be anywhere close. Those people at Nintendo aren’t ready for my radical new vision for the Pokemon Cinematic Universe. The movie just came out in New Zealand and Australia, so can our singular reader from there tell us how accurate this script is?

Pokemon: Hoopa and the Clash of Ages

[Movies We Haven’t Seen] Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimesnion

[Movies We Haven’t Seen] Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimesnion

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Paranormal Activity 11: There Are Ghosts in a House that Do Spooky Shit is a movie that I haven’t seen nor likely will ever see. I am not huge on horror or found footage films so the series doesn’t really appeal to me as a whole. While I will never voluntarily watch this movie, I sure as hell can make a wild guess what I think the movie is like. This seemed like as good a movie as any to start out a series that thedude and I have been tossing around for a while; we take a movie (usually a recent movie or a classic) and write an excerpt of what we think (and/or secretly hope) the movie is actually like, based on our knowledge or lack thereof of the actual movie from trailers and cultural osmosis. I hope this isn’t bad!

Paranormal Activity- The Ghost Dimension