[Clipart] Bagman

[Clipart] Bagman

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Frank walked down the row of cubicles, checking everyone to make sure they were at their computers and doing their jobs. He felt a wave of apathy among his employees today, and it struck him too, but he knew that work just needed to be done. He passed Roger Clevus, working on a spreadsheet of some sort. Check. He passed Rick Moriband, also doing work on a spreadsheet… with Youtube paused on his other monitor. Check… He passed Renee Monteil, who had three separate tabs of Youtube open on each of her three monitors. Check…

But then he got to the last cubicle and found fucking Dan Whitten. With a fucking bag on his head.

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[Clipart] Dripping Hair

[Clipart] Dripping Hair

Dripping_HairSheila had problems. She was a fluid girl living in a world full of solid people. Usually, she fluctuated between gelatinous and watery depending on her stress level.

Her hair, much like the expectations people had of her success in life, was dripping down to the floor and seeping through the cracks in the wood. Some was in the basement. Read more

Moonglasses 2016 Clipart Story Contest

Moonglasses 2016 Clipart Story Contest

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Home Clipart Animal Deer and Moonglasses Magazine have teamed up to make a cool new story contest for you to enter. Based on three clipart images provided to you, you can write your own story, submit it, and win the GRAND PRIZE of five whole dollars!

It runs from today until July 31st, so you’ve got plenty of time to make a lot of cool stuff.

Here’s the link with more information and rules and all that neat stuff.

[Clipart/Election ‘016] Donald Trump Polygonal Portrait

[Clipart/Election ‘016] Donald Trump Polygonal Portrait

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Donald Trump Polygonal Portrait

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I am an artist.

I am the one who is helping to make America great again.

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[Movie Club] The Best Part About Homestuck: The Music

[Movie Club] The Best Part About Homestuck: The Music

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(How does THIS article count as “Movie Club”? What? Meh, let’s just go along with it.)
After the pretty scathing article I wrote about Homestuck last week, I wanted to focus on the most obviously-positive aspect of the whole of Homestuck, which is of course the music. Out of everything that has stuck with me from Homestuck over the past five and a half years since I started reading it, its amazing soundtrack, its Music Team, and the fan music community surrounding it have been a near-permanent fixture. And here’s just a few of the many reasons why:

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[Election ‘016 065] Ted and John: Super-Teamup Fight Time Go!

[Election ‘016 065] Ted and John: Super-Teamup Fight Time Go!

Republican presidential candidate, Ohio Gov. John Kasich , right, laughs with Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, during a Republican presidential primary debate at Fox Theatre, Thursday, March 3, 2016, in Detroit. (AP Photo/Paul Sancya)

Ted and John: Super-Teamup Fight Time Go!

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It was almost time.

Ted Cruz pulled up the spandex on his suit in a glorious montage, showing his latex gloves, his American flag-patterned boots, his metal-studded codpiece, and the amazing T-embroidered shirt he wore to top it all off, complete with seemingly permanently-erect nipples poking through. He was almost ready to do battle against all the baddies. He was… the Firebrand.

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Welcome – April 25th

Welcome – April 25th

This week at HCAD, I promise there will be stories. That’s our job: giving you stories.

Last week at HCAD, there were some other stories. That’s our job: giving you stories.

Here are some of the stories you have access to which were published last week at HCAD:

All you need to know before you subscribe to HCAD is that we will always be here, waiting. It’s a good place to call home.