Paranormal Activity 11: There Are Ghosts in a House that Do Spooky Shit is a movie that I haven’t seen nor likely will ever see. I am not huge on horror or found footage films so the series doesn’t really appeal to me as a whole. While I will never voluntarily watch this movie, I sure as hell can make a wild guess what I think the movie is like. This seemed like as good a movie as any to start out a series that thedude and I have been tossing around for a while; we take a movie (usually a recent movie or a classic) and write an excerpt of what we think (and/or secretly hope) the movie is actually like, based on our knowledge or lack thereof of the actual movie from trailers and cultural osmosis. I hope this isn’t bad!